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Be Foreign Secretary for three months!

In light of recent experience, which has seen Foreign Secretaries take the role with no plan, experience of understanding of diplomacy, there is a widely held view that it would be better undertaken by an intern. No experience is required but a pathological hatred of the European Union is a necessity. The placement will be for three months and it would be useful if applicant were able to start immediately after the election when the current incumbent is expecting to be redeployed as an attack vole in a new expeditionary force.